"Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 16"
"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."
"When we eat French fries cooked in partially hydrogenated vegetable oil instead of wild plants; or wolf down a fat-laden hamburger heaped with mayonnaise instead of meat from a lean, free-ranging game animal, our bodies register the insult."
“Playing 'Bop' is like playing Scrabble with all the vowels missing”
"Depend on the rabbit's foot for luck if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit."
"Treat the patient, not the Xray."
"Friendship isn't a big thing - it's a million little things. "
April 23rd- Maccaroni Grill PreVet Banquet.
"We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, while others bright, some have weird names, but they all have learned to live together in the same box."

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